The only thing I find more excruciatingly boring than soccer is basketball. I would rather watch the grass growing and paint drying channel
... and racing. If you want to catch a nice nap you lay down on the sofa and listen to the sounds of cars going round and round. :-)
RE: The only thing I find more excruciatingly boring than soccer is basketball.
What about NFL, Hockey, Tennis, Baseball and Golf?
I take it you must love that exciting game of baseball.