Don’t drink and drive, that last beer cost me like 9 grand, and 3 days in tent city.
What is the alternative to a breathalizer? I told the cops nevermind cuff me.Driving to work drunk? Well I was raised we do our job.
“alternative”
That’s a joke, as in, blow it by putting it in your butt.
“I told the cops nevermind cuff me.”
Some guy I knew was talking about getting stopped, and was told what he had to do to take the field sobriety test. He told the cop, “I couldn’t do THAT if I was sober!”