[UCANSEE2]

In New Speak we are purging archaic forms like strong conjugation and the subjunctive from our language. It is too hard to find teachers who understand these things or SAT graders either.

Reminds me of a joke I heard in Hawaii.

Tourist: "Do you pronounce it Hah-why-ee or Hah-vah-ee ?"

Local: "It's pronounced Hah-vah-ee."

Tourist: "Thanks."

Local: "You're velcome."

[sparklite2]

“I had no choice but to shoot him, judge, my wife was in danger.”
“Mr Redd, our records show you aren’t married.”
“Never said I was.”
“Are you Mr John Redd, of Hawaii?”
“Yes. Honowuwu.”