C’mon—time to have fun with this.
Your new preferred pronoun is “Unicorn”!
Preferred pronouns as to gender does deserve a classic and comical and satirical FR thread of its own. It would also be fun to use strange pronouns in real life as a protest. Yet bureaucrats in some agency or an activist judge could make pronouns the next "gay wedding cake" issue in America to the glee of the LGBTQ community. What I want to know is when old white farts can have their own protected class.