Why should I have to lie about it? I’m pulling my children out of this school until this wave of perversion has passed. You do NOT have the right to corrupt my children.
End of story.
Lighten up Francis.
Did I say any God damn thing about me corrupting your children?
Most schools will not “excuse” a week long absence, but tend not to question something such as a death in the family.
But hey your kids will love you for having them attend summer school or be held back a grade for excessive absences.