What that Nuke from orbit line again ? LOL
Send Bill and Hillary!
They’re so caring and have already raised gobs o’ money to help out . . .
Oh, that’s right ... .
Send in Conan O’Brien since this is clearly a scurrilous request.
Well, nobody made a movie to pies off the Haitians so there is really nothing to worry about.
U.S. Marines will be sent to protect the Haitian 1% from their own people? Doesn’t Haiti have their own military?
Does the U.S. even get paid for this type of intervention?
Being “paid” with empty compliments doesn’t count.
Wait just a minute....thought the Clintons fixed the place? Sean Penn too.
Send the Clintons down there, they’ll know how to fix it.
Maybe we should airlift tens of thousands of Haitians as illegal immigrants into the US and set them up with welfare, medical and surgical hospital care, apartments, cell phones, and EBT cards and voter ID cards.
Or maybe not.
If anything goes wrong Trump is going to be crucified.
Perhaps Trudeau and Macron will do something to help Haiti. Or perhaps not.
Just nuke these animals. The reason why they’re screwed is because all care about is voodoo crap.
According to NBC News, volunteer groups from South Carolina, Florida, Georgia and Alabama are stuck in the country
“raise fuel prices and cut food subsidies”
Gotta love it when the government runs things.
Don’t ask Hillary for embassy security..
poor Marines! they will probably get to pick a much better post after this, though.
Send enough military to guarantee the safety of our embassy until the kerfuffle-du-jour is over. Then close it and come home. It isn’t up to us to quell the uprising.
I didn’t know the Bank of Haiti was where the Clintons were heading.
Why do we need an embassy in Haiti?
13 Marines is probably actually enough in a shitehole country like Haiti, but 1,300 would be even better ...