Add a pie eating contest.
That one has me LOLing, WKY!
I got a chuckle out of your sage advice, then got up to do some other stuff. The image of young gals with blueberry pie filling smeared all over their faces came into my mind.
I have been unable to stop laughing since. Either I'm having a neurological event or that's funny.
“Add a pie eating contest.”
Good idea!
How about a hot dog eating contest, sans buns.