I thought they were based on tits and ass, that why they wear the bathing suit.
No, no, you’ve got it wrong. It’s always been about the Q&A (not the T&A).
“Miss Whatever, should you win, what would you like to see happen during your reign as Miss America?”
“I hope to see world peace...and stuff.”
My fashion battle cry used to be, “Down with hotpants.” Now it has become, “Off with the swimsuits.”