Gazans: We want to kill you all. Please shoot me so it gets good press coverage.
Israelis: Don’t storm our border or we’ll shoot.
Gazans: Here I come!!! Get out of Gaza!!!
Israelis: Boom, boom, boom, but we’re not in Gaza.
Gazans: Ouch, that hurts, you fiend! You shoot at me!! Now I will send burning kites to torch you!!
Israelis: You were warned!
Gazans: Get out of Gaza and Palestine!
Israelis We;re out of Gaza and there is no Paelstine.
Gazans: OK, in that case can you arrange work for us?
Israelis: But you want to kill us, why should we let you in?
Gazans: Die Jew! Die!!! Well, uh, unemployment is high here.
Israelis: Why isn’t there work there?
Gazans: Our great leaders in HAMAS use all available resources for war and tunneling...
Israelis: Your problem!
Gazans: I kill you!!!!
A script funnier than anything on SNL, which will never produce it.