Want to be Socialist and / or a Democrat, great.
1. Get out of my House on your 18th Birthday. Do your Laundry at a Laundromat. You can come over for Dinner if your Mother invites you, no showing up at a convenient time.
2. You’re out of the Will. Not a frigging dime. The Money is going to the NRA.
3. Not covering your Health Insurance, even though some idiot Politicians think you should be covered by MY Plan until you’re 26.
4. When the going gets tough, don’t come whining to me, Man (or Woman) up.
5. You can’t take anything with you that I purchased. Charity can put that stuff to better use than you can.
Good stuff!
(I still don’t regret not having children. It sounds painful — on many levels. Maybe some day I’ll have regrets, but not so far at age 70.)