Perhaps GB will demand that all foods be pureed, sold in buckets from the store so they can be only eaten with a spoon. After all, no one REALLY needs a knife or fork.
OR they can mix broccoli and greens in with the pureed meats dry it and sell it as crackers. Reminds me of something...soy+lentils+meat crackers. Soy-lent Greens.
A scene from BECKET comes to mind when he introduces forks to the dinner table, and the guests promptly start stabbing at each other...
add to it a scene from THE LION IN WINTER in which the queen makes the statement “Of course he has a knife! This is the DARK AGES, and we ALL have knives!”
No need for knives or forks in this “modern” age is there. Give them green crackers.
What about sporks?
Tire iron!
Chevy.
The punchline from a joke so old, google cannot find it.