You may be looking at this in an unorthodox manner.
Mexico goes Venezuela, WE Invade
We make them the 51-60th States, make them learn English.
There are a number of upside
1. We get quality Futball players on the U.S. Team and pick up some nice beaches
2. we get to blame the Spanish, the French and the Germans for the mess they made in Mexico over the years - sort of like reparations
We are invading no one, THEY are.
Stand by chuckleheads...
We tried to be nice...