In his mind, the million people include cowboys, astronauts, Roman soldiers, artists, ninjas, dinosaurs, three giants, hobbit best friends, centaurs, zulu warriors, eskimos, robots, Aztecs, talking rabbits in suits, Chelsea Clinton, pirates, race car drivers and the ghost of Eve Arden.
And he's in the middle, like a heroic and magical ring master, summoning all these forces and saving the world for the children.
Doofus.
:)