[Pravious]

Hmm.

Would Maxine work as a Democrat candidate?

1. Black . . . check.
2. Female . . . well, yeah. I guess. Check.
3. Hates us . . . double check.
4. Stupid as a rock . . . obviously.
5. Lesbian . . .

Oops. No.

Sorry, Maxine. You don’t pass muster as a Democratic standard-bearer.

[Deaf Smith]

“5. Lesbian...”
What DO you call a person no creature would touch?

[Pirate Ragnar]

“Would Maxine work as a Democrat candidate?

1. Black . . . check.
2. Female . . . well, yeah. I guess. Check.
3. Hates us . . . double check.
4. Stupid as a rock . . . obviously.
5. Lesbian . . .

Oops. No.”

You forgot one-legged, homeless Pygmy.