In south Georgia these guys are more essential than a family doctor. 
One ringie dingie.... 
Eclair is French for "flash of lightning". 
In with the 
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)