Why not give them a good burger like a Double Double from In-N-Out instead of that bland nothing burger? Whataburger is the worst thing about Texas and that includes the humidity and all the dead armadillos on the road.
You're basically tempting God to zap you with a lightning bolt with these statements! I will pray to God and tell him you were foolish, you know not what you say, but no guarantees.
51 posted on 06/17/2018 11:35:59 AM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans
(I mostly come out at night... mostly.)