The USS Pueblo has many secret technologies on board. We must get it back before they are discovered.
The crypto gear on the USS Pueblo was also compromised by the Walker Spy Ring. I worked with that NSA gear in the late Seventies and it is so hopelessly outdated now, I'm sure, even your humor is lost on most people.
Probably way too late for that! The Norks have had the Pueblo for 50 years. Another one of LBJ’s classic failures.
If the Norks haven’t found the warp core by now, they never will.
Exactly. This is stupid.
Can you imagine trying to tow that thing back? I’m sure the Norks skipped meals buying one pound plate to keep the wind and water strake from turning into a spaghetti strainer.