Cheese smuggling- now there’s a criminal operation no one aw coming lol
Remember the I Love Lucy episode where Lucy smuggled cheese in the musical instruments of Desi’s band on a plane trip home from Cuba? She at first pretended the cloth wrapped cheese was an infant. The woman in the plane seat next to her asked if it was a boy or a girl and Lucy said a boy,I suppose. Asked the name, she said “Cheddar, I mean Chester.”