Why does he need a personal portable toilet? I read that he doesn’t pass gas or excrement and that his body so perfectly handles his food that just like dear old dad and grandpa he doesn’t have a butt hole. He doesn’t need one. Gee, now I’m confused.
Maybe he’s trying to outdo Prince Charles. Chuck has a flunky bring the prince’s personal toilet seat wherever Chuck goes.
I’m pretty sure he can go if he wills it. It comes out as diamonds and gold he can then give as gifts to foreign leaders.
Freegards
“.....he doesn’t have a butt hole.”.
Well, I always thought he was full of it.