Were the eggs from free-range chickens and the cheese from grass-fed, happy cows? There’s part of your problem. Factor in global warming and you have an omelet tragedy of Shakespearean proportions.
I’m afraid the chickens were oppressed and Wal*Mart and not at the price I like to buy them.
Sometimes, they have TWO 18-egg containers shrink-wrapped for $1.36 (cheapest I found) to $1.69. I don’t get to that store as much.