1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
Your word.
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
You’re dead, unless you’re a democrat, you’re not doing much.
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Short.
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
1.
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last? 1 hr (take one at 0 min, 1 at 30, 1 at 60).
BTT