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To: lowbridge

next year they will tax the air you breathe- allowing only 55 lbs of air per person per day

The y7ear after that they will tax you on how many lbs of gravity you utilize per day-


2 posted on 06/02/2018 12:10:57 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434

And only one square of toilet paper per dump.


4 posted on 06/02/2018 12:14:13 AM PDT by rfp1234 (I have already previewed this composition.)
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To: Bob434

Truly crazy people.


63 posted on 06/02/2018 4:41:16 AM PDT by Vision (Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped)
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To: Bob434

No more celeb parties where they invite 50 or 100 of their “closest friends.” Well, maybe if they rent a line of porta potties in the driveway....


75 posted on 06/02/2018 5:09:54 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Doing my part to help make America great again!)
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To: Bob434
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

From "Taxman" by the Beatles

80 posted on 06/02/2018 5:22:58 AM PDT by tbpiper
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To: Bob434

Where’s the loophole for illegals, uncounted but using water?


83 posted on 06/02/2018 5:28:26 AM PDT by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
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