[[My attitude about Starburnt: When you gotta go, you gotta go.]]
I’d like to stage a diarrhea-in- where large groups of people take turbo lax before going to a starbucks to sit all day for free-
“...diarrhea-in-....” Didn’t the “hoggalites” just do that at a publix in south FLA?
The scenario you suggested could end up requiring a protest that will mandate Starbucks will need to provide MORE and NICER restrooms. (I like it.)