[Pearls Before Swine]

The Bilderburger masks are coming off. Take it from someone who was a waiter at their annual confab once.

How did you get that gig?

[2ndDivisionVet]

I had a Top Secret clearance. It wasn’t voluntary. They don’t allow the normal staff to work during those, thus they bring in the military. One of the oddest experiences of my life. Whatever your worst conspiracy theory is, it doesn’t go far enough.