Here’s the plan: marry a good, God-fearing woman and remain faithful to her. Avoid sex with other men, animals, or plants - or other women (particularly women like Stormy Daniels).
Enjoy a nice disease-free life.
Plants? You’re telling me I have to stay out of the pumpkin patch now too?
the insane and IMO immoral drive to satisfy any imagined want is going to be the death of us...