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Posted on 05/22/2018 5:03:05 PM PDT by dynachrome
Residents of a Florida city who received alerts about a power outage were also warned to look out for zombies. That's right — zombies.
The Palm Beach Post reports that Lake Worth residents received the message during a power outage Sunday.
The alert warned that more than 7,000 customers lost power "due to extreme zombie activity."
(Excerpt) Read more at ktul.com ...
KTUL who?
Were these 2016 Hillary-didn’t-win-depressed zombies?
K-Tulsa, OK for some reason, reported on this.
They are trying to walk back the fact that a group of about 25 zombies were found fried to a crisp at a large roadside transformer station, knocking it and themselves out.
I've spent years prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse and finally! I get to use all the cool shit I bought!
From the article ...
“City spokesman Ben Kerr later posted a Facebook message saying officials were investigating the bogus alert and that he wanted to “reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently.””
Currently??? Are they expecting zombie activity in the near future?
Probably copper thieves. Now Krispy Kritters.
sure, after they take over they always discredit earlier warnings.
You know how it starts...
A limited power glitch in a remote area...
The nice old man thats loved by the whole town mysteriuosly disappears, his little dog left barking sorrowfully next to the gas pumps at his store.
Teens, with thr help of their pipe smoking science teacher, the hot blonde scientist from the co op, and their hot rods save the day.
Are they fast zombies or slow zombies. I don’t like the fast ones. Their bad!
Walking Dead? Must be Democrats.
With the possibility of chemical warfare, we are always 1 day away from the zombie apocalypse...
Yikes! Lake Worth is right across the town line from me!
Yeah, I can handle the slow ones. Those fast ones are dangerous!
The power went out here in my neighborhood yesterday around 10 AM. I was already outside working and my fan went off.
Not 5 minutes later, the neighbors started wandering about outside....I laughed my ass off thinking of them as zombies
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