Hawaiian Health Department Director Loretta Fuddy was killed after a small plane with nine people aboard crashed into the water off Molokai. The one person who might have information on Obama's birth certificate is the only person who died.
...except that she didn't die (at least that day)*.
* "Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch!."
(The standard German fairytale ending is, "And if they haven't died in the meanwhile, they're still alive!")
No... that theory makes us looks like idiots.