Posted on 05/19/2018 9:54:31 AM PDT by MNDude
What It Is: The Hollywood EGF Facial, otherwise known as the Penis Facial thanks to stars like Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, who both swear by it for radiant, glowy skin
Who Tried It: Jillian Ruffo, Associate Beauty Editor
Why We Tried It: Let me ask you this: Would you pass up the chance to have skin that looks as smooth as Blanchett or Bullocks? (We didnt think so.)
Level of Difficulty: 2, if you factor in very mild pain and upkeep
It all started back in March, when Blanchett opened up about her skincare secret: a special facial at esthetician Georgia Louises New York City skincare atelier, which Bullock turned her on to. She called it the Penis Facial which, after further investigation, we learned got its name from the treatments ingredients. And on Thursdays episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Bullock explained not only why the treatment is so good, but also the reason behind the name.
Bullock explains that through a microneedling technique, the facial boosts collagen by enabling serums, including an epidermal growth factor (or EGF) serum to seep deeper into the skin. The serum, she tells DeGeneres, is an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away. But as DeGeneres bluntly points out, the EGF is derived from foreskin from a Korean baby.
(Excerpt) Read more at people.com ...
Bet these two have long personal exposures to foreskin...
Weird, sick pukes.
Toss in a little baby adrenochrome & you’ve something serious.
Poor kid wound up cockeyed.
An olde but goodie...Think Bob Hope told this back in the 50's or 60's...
Poor kid wound up cockeyed.
An olde but goodie...Think Bob Hope told this back in the 50's or 60's...
And I wish someone would teach her to spell her first name.
so- it was a rhetorical question-
so is it safe to say we can now call the c##k faces
Maybe they picked it up from muslims.
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS:
Some Somalis and other muslims traditionally wash in camel urine and drink camel urine.
Speaking of muslims washing with urine and drinking urine here is another little know fact:
Have you heard about MERS - aka Middle East Respiratory Syndrome?
Somehow MERS crossed from animals, most likely camels, to humans.
Somehow.....
Perhaps because some muslims actually drink the camel urine?
They also wash their hair in it.
Then they come to America.
And touch our food
So - fake news?
Sounds like something from a dystopian society.
How about a spoon and a bag?
what the hell are you talking about? I asked a simple Rhetorical question that incidentally was NOT mentioned by the article
and to think I always liked Bullock.
So appetizing.
There were over 100 customers who got sick from a food worker with Norovirus here. Mr. b was in and out of the hospital during that time so we were eating out a lot and I came down with that or something and am just back in the land of the living after nearly a week.
TB is also on the rise here.
STDs are so bad that some doctors don’t recommend using the sponge or such because it keeps the ickies inside too long so there’s a greater chance of getting infected.
We won’t need NK’s nukes or asteroids to wipe us out. We’ll do it ourselves soon enough.
I bet the Moyle’s are making a few bucks on ‘discards’. Just sayin’.
It wasn’t mentioned because that would be fake news. Read the article.
Bass-O-Matic! I had forgotten all about that. One of the funniest moments on SNL, ever.
Searched for ‘penis facial’ and I got some very disturbing pics from a site called pornhub.
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