“I may have had a torrid love affair with Kate Beckinsale..”
“That cheating b*tch. She told me I was her one and only! I’m going to DUMP her! Soon... or in a month or two... perhaps a few months”
All this is very disturbing. She and I are sitting on the couch at this very moment, waiting for “ The Expanse” to start. If you don’t believe me, just have the Russians tap into my TV camera and forward it to you
No need to engage the services of Russians. I’ve spent 30 years in the IT industry. I can already see you and that harridan. TELL HER I KNOW!!!