[Theoria]

[PlateOfShrimp]

The first foot is considered a local issue.
Once two are found, it becomes a Federal issue.
Once the third is found, they have to call in the Yard.

(wish I could take credit for this, but another Freeper posted it a year or so ago)

[a fool in paradise]

How high’s the water mama? 14 feet and rising...

[BeauBo]

Shark attacks?

[BeauBo]

Sharks eating the rest of the bodies, of murder victims dumped in the water?

[roadcat]

Sasquatch, abominable snowman. He/they don’t like hikers intruding on the homestead. The shoes aren’t edible.

[howlinhound]

In the 70’s there was a Canadian rock band called “Foot In Cold Water”. Hmmm...has anyone seen them perform lately?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Have they checked at IHOPs in the area?

[bgill]

I still have both feet so it’s not mine.

[clyde260]

Not buying any of their explanations. Look at the miles of shoreline in that area, and then just think of how many “feet” they didn’t find... How many shoes washed up but the bones slipped out... Of the 14 they found, most belonged to people who “went missing”. How many other feet were in shoes/boots that didn’t float? But there’s no foul play???

[Disambiguator]

What is all this talk about feet in Canada? They’re on the metric system.

[x]

Someone is sending a message to all those people who cried because they had no shoes ...

[Deplorable American1776]

Where is the rest of the victims? Is the killer just cutting off feet? Prayers to the victims’ families.....

[Palio di Siena]

The agony of de feet.