(Sung to the tune of “Santa is coming to town”).
Jihad’s coming girl!
Yeah yeah yeah yeaoooh
Ramadan is coming to town
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Ramadan is coming to town
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice;
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Ramadan is coming to town
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Ramadan is coming to town
Oh!
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Ramadan is coming to town
He’s making a list
And checking it twice;
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
Jihad is coming to town
He sees…
It’s beginning to look like jihad
all around the town,
there’s a bomb in the village square,
another in underwear,
and they’re all timed to go off at Ramadan ...