“This can’t be happening. Now long will this thread be up before the Are We There, Yet crowd slithers into it?”
You just triggered me.
WHERE’S MY PUPPY?!?!?
Sorry puppies are not free to snowflakes who can't discern the differences between boy puppies or girl puppies. However, sure you can find a "safey placey" somewhere in a closet, attic, garage, alley dumpster.
Always remember, your thumb is your best friend forever.