[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sorry. You’re right. My bad. 2017. Sheesh. I think I need more coffee.

[Jim Noble]

I hope it's obvious the "Stormy Daniels Gift Certificates" is a riff on Lincoln's famous answer to a senator who demanded Grant's resignation because he was a drunk.

"Do you know what he drinks?" asked President Lincoln. "Please let me know so I can sent a barrel of his favorite whiskey to all my other generals. I can't spare this man - he fights".