Posted on 05/07/2018 5:02:20 PM PDT by BeadCounter
Hardcore Award ... I suppose so, but perhaps also a Darwin Award, as that location in Zimbabwe is known to have lots of crocs swimming around, and has been the site of many other attacks, so who in their right mind goes out there in a plastic canoe?
People are nuts...”
“Victoria Falls canoeing above the Falls on the upper Zambezi is the perfect activity for those who not only want to see the abundant bird and animal life but also want to experience the peace, tranquillity and beauty of the Zambezi River. The river is a kilometre wide and in places a bit more. It has an indescribable beauty with crystal clear waters and a myriad of islands and channels to explore.”
https://www.victoriafalls-guide.net/victoria-falls-canoeing.html
“Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard’s eyes out though. Look at that.”
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Arm or no…she’s a beautiful bride. Best to the happy couple!
Where was Eric Schneiderman? Was he swimming near canoe?
LOL!
Zactly...
Dunno how a White fella survived in Zimbabwe this long, but may God bless and keep their marriage and make sure that they become one flesh! In Jesus’ name, Amen.
She’s hands down, a great catch...
Amen.
They seem like a devoted and courageous couple.
Forearmed is forewarned? Or vice versa?
Apparently the croc read the promotional materials and signed up to take the tour.
One of their top Olympians was white too. I have no idea.
The question really is, whose idea was it? I wonder if it was his.
That’s great!!!!!
No.
Well, I guess God - or Nature, if you wish - gives everyone the choice of looking on the bright side of things or on the dark side.
Are you still doing the not-a-ping list?
It’s based on real world evidence.
Her missing arm is now a collector’s item.
Don’t really think if matters much if it was his idea ... if my wife suggests moving to some dangerous area (Chicago, Ferguson, Baltimore, etc) because housing is cheaper, then I’m just as stupid for going along with that, even if it was her idea,
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