No I know you are not. I remember when this happened. He beat her to death with a golf club right?
Yes. But his lawyer knew his alibi would have to account for the cops finding his, uh,.....DNA on the scene.
So they cooked up the "masturbating"-angle.
Sheesh, I'm SURE we ALL regularly climb trees at midnight on neighboring estates in order to peer in and MASTURBATE, right..?
Pshaw, I did that during LUNCH..!
Yep, he did it. He was in the habit of climbing the tree outside her bedroom late at night and masturbating. When she repulsed his persistent advances, he battered her to death with a golf club. There’s something grievously amiss with the male side of that benighted clan.