You're the one that goes "splat" when I arrive. You speak out of ignorance, and don't bother to learn the details before you offer your opinion.
You didn't even know what they had done to Chris McDaniel, and that's why you didn't grasp that they had also done it to Roy Moore. (And would have done it to Luther Strange if he had won the nomination, but the attack would have been about corruption, rather than made up accusations about sex.)
nope. I usually just chuckle. especially when I practically conjure you up out of thin air.