[RightGeek]

They don’t seem to be rocket scientists at the Canadian mint: “While Lawrence’s smuggling method was never proven, Doody said he believed Lawrence must have hidden the gold pieces — roughly about as wide as a golf ball — in his rectum as he left work after his shifts. Vaseline and latex gloves were found in Lawrence’s locker, and he set off a metal detector inside the building 28 times in a span of 41 days, despite gold never being found on his body, the newspaper reports.” https://nypost.com/2017/02/03/mint-worker-gets-prison-for-smuggling-gold-in-his-butt/

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

“despite gold never being found on his body”

On being the key word here. Innie not outie.

[Iron Munro]

Doody said he believed Lawrence must have hidden the gold pieces — roughly about as wide as a golf ball — in his rectum as he left work after his shifts.

Doody said Lawrence was caught doing doody with gold nuggets.

Real old one:

Rectum? Hell, it darn near killed 'um!

[Vendome]

Doody said he believed Lawrence must have hidden the gold pieces — - - -

Doody?

Bwa Hah!

[21twelve]

“Doody said he believed...”

You got to be kidding me! Doody!?

The solution was staring them in the face!