Thursday morning diet article. If ya don't spew your breakfast after this, you got stronger stomach than most. Or is this from The Onion. But, I have a feeling any self respecting robot with an ounce of self esteem would self destruct after hearing her drone on and on about herself.
1 posted on
04/26/2018 7:15:49 AM PDT by
rktman
To: rktman
2 posted on
04/26/2018 7:16:49 AM PDT by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: rktman
Good news!
A robot can be programmed to find ANYTHING “attractive”.
Flexible standards are the liberals lifeblood.
3 posted on
04/26/2018 7:18:03 AM PDT by
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
To: rktman
-—Though Couric occasionally questioned the moral cesspool that is the coming sex robot industry,...-—
Didn’t ‘Miss Perky’ frequent Orgy Island for several years? I don’t think she has any business taking the moral high ground.
4 posted on
04/26/2018 7:19:28 AM PDT by
Paulie
(America without Christ is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
To: rktman
I often wonder who buys these things? What do you do with the dang thing say, when your mom comes over?
5 posted on
04/26/2018 7:20:38 AM PDT by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: rktman; All
Dear God,
When you end us, please be merciful and do it quick!
I know our time is drawing near — This proves it.
Me
10 posted on
04/26/2018 7:28:03 AM PDT by
areukiddingme1
(areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
To: rktman
Talk about a career circling the drain. Courics plummetting journalism career resembles one of all these bad NFL coaches who keep getting jobs from one team to another, and get worse with each one. I expect shell be doing infomercials with that robot soon!
11 posted on
04/26/2018 7:28:17 AM PDT by
dowcaet
To: rktman
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, “I’m just a love machine”. LOL. KY is out, WD40 is “in” with the millennials.
To: rktman
Would that Robot be a few chips short of a full circuit board...
Yes, I am here until Tuesday, try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses...
13 posted on
04/26/2018 7:33:35 AM PDT by
taildragger
("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Song of Angry Men!")
To: rktman
I really dont think the people are buying them for conversation.
14 posted on
04/26/2018 7:34:13 AM PDT by
Yaelle
To: rktman
"...You have charm, good looks, a hot body, and a perfect ass.
Hey, a robot could do worse:
15 posted on
04/26/2018 7:34:25 AM PDT by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: rktman
Some people might say that Katie is a robot.
16 posted on
04/26/2018 7:35:26 AM PDT by
willk
(everyone)
To: rktman
How many beers was that robot programmed to be at 🤔
17 posted on
04/26/2018 7:38:35 AM PDT by
ropin71
(God Bless our Troops!)
To: rktman
NEWSFLASH ......ROBOTS FOUND TO HAVE LOW STANDARDS
21 posted on
04/26/2018 7:57:46 AM PDT by
XRdsRev
(You can't spell HILLARY without the letters LIAR.)
To: rktman
In many circles, 9 in 10 women have decided that they need to compete with men rather than look attractive for them or compromise with, much less defer to, them in any way. In those environments, robots can seem on the surface like not a bad option.
22 posted on
04/26/2018 7:58:50 AM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: rktman
After the interview Katie learns that robots can vomit.
24 posted on
04/26/2018 8:00:20 AM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: rktman
Again amazed that I’m not driving by pillars of salt on my way to work in the mornings.
To: rktman
Oh no! Please, please, no follow up a la her televised colonoscopy...but for ratings, anything goes...
29 posted on
04/26/2018 8:23:15 AM PDT by
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
To: rktman
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson