Perhaps with a name like Warren, he could declare he has “Native American” blood, thus yielding him funds from “Lizzy”
Frighten a MA lib today—say, “Hey, Warren has dropped out of the race...” Then again such a practical joke won’t work—you’d need the Jaws of Life to pry Liz Warren away from that Senate seat.
To the tune of the Good n Plenty jingle, chorus:
“Charlie says, ‘Boy I hate the Donald!’
Charlie says, ‘Didn’t vote for him!’
Charlie says, ‘I’ll get re elected
They love me even though I’m a Republican’ “