OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
‘Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?’
With common-sense sun control laws, of course.
1. No mooning the sun
2. Negotiations to convince the sun to use its giant nuclear fusion reactor for the peaceful production of electricity and plant life
3. Normalization of solar-terran relations; we should have an embassy up there soon
4. One-world government to carry on said negotiations with an united front
5. Worship of the sun and sacrificing sluts to it. Stormi? Has anyone seen Stormi?
6. Dying Donald’s hair black, so as not to offend the holy, blessed Sun with a color so similar to hers.
7. Persuading him to do the right thing and sacrifice himself to the holy, blessed Sun
8. Equally distributing the bounty of the holy, blessed Sun to each according to his needs, and collectivizing all agriculture.
9. Killing all non-believers, in the name of the holy, blessed Sun.
10. An end to all greenhouse gasses. If you want to go somewhere fast, wind wagons and bicycles.
10.
1. the earth is going to get hotter
2. the earth is going to get colder
3. the earth is going to get hotter or colder because of “whip lash” events
4. “whip lash” is a racist term.