A is for for Allegation, hot but untrue.
B is for Bull-sh!t but there on the news
C is for Comey, corrupt and a commie
D is for Donald who makes Dems cry “MOMMY!”
E is for Election, Elephant and Encore!
F is for FUBAR and Flynn, also snowFlake and Fake News
G is for Gee string and Germaphobe, too.
H is for Hillary
Jew is for Jooo!
K is for K Street
L: Lobbyists, too
M is for Mueller
N is for Nonsense that gets on fake News
O is for Obama, Oy vey! and Out!
P is for prosecute, penal and prison
Q is for Qarter as in ask none and give none
R is for Russia and Russia and Russia
S is for Sztrok playing hide the Salami
T is for Trump and for Tower and Twitter
U is for Uranium 1, need I say more?
V is for Victory over the Venal
X is for X-rays. OK nothing topical
“Jew is for Jooo!”
was supposed to be
“J is for Jooo!”
But since I composed this alpha bet primer a few minutes before my wife lit Shabbos candles, I missed the mistake.