I’m like minded.
However, take a look at this beautiful bird. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fastest+take+off+757
That’s a short takeoff alright. I see they were in Santa Cruz. Last time I took off from nearby San Jose, the flight path was a corkscrew around San Jose until they reached enough altitude to pop over the mountains. The pilot was very entertaining as we flew in circles. LOL