I'm an old guy who lives on a farm. Gets pretty boring day-after-day just watching the cows graze. Old guys are always up to no good. Being sarcastic is a given.
Seriously, the last time I was up past midnight, I had to drive to the airport to pick up my wife. She likes to fly the red eyes in the middle of the night because the planes are empty and the fares are cheaper. And the guy who comes to pick her up works for nothing. Somehow, I always draw the short straw.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Have a good one. :-)
heh. I’m also an old guy on a farm. but I don’t retire fore a couple of years so I still work in an office.