Suicide machine draws crowds at Amsterdam funeral show

Yahoo! ^ | 04/14/18

[Secret Agent Man]

Jeez just use these for criminal executions.

[sparklite2]

Capital punishment in the US should be performed with this. It is painless, cheap, and nowhere nearly as complicated as electrocution or as messy as lethal injection. What states do here is not much better than imagined by Kafka in the Penal Colony.

[beethovenfan]

Before you press the button, give some thought to where you will spend eternity. Hint: it isn’t just oblivion.

[lepton]

Sounds simple and effective. Don’t be surprised if there are some external nominations.

[Balding_Eagle]

My thought exactly.

Who could argue that they’re ‘cruel and unusual’?

Well I know, but still..............

[lee martell]

Satisfaction, or your money back!!*
* “Money Back = 25% rebate toward your next purchase of this machine.”

[Pearls Before Swine]

I know there’s moral issues that people want to discuss, but let’s focus on the fact that it was 3-D printed. That’s so cool! /S

[Billthedrill]

let’s focus on the fact that it was 3-D printed. That’s so cool!

Yeah, and you can have a virtual reality experience of lying yourself down in a death chamber. Awesome!

I'll bet I'm not the only one who finds that more than a little creepy...

[gaijin]

I was just a boy, but here was this Pope, talking about a "culture of death":

I didn't disagree, but on the other hand I wasn't old enough to know what he was talking about.

But NOW..?

I absolutely DO.

And it's disgusting.

[dfwgator]

I take it these aren’t the “suicide machines” Bruce sang about in “Born to Run”.

[cowboyusa]

I miss that man. Greatly used by the LORD. NOW we have the NWO Pope.

[lee martell]

The Funeral Show? Not the best suggestion for a first date.
“I think I’ll pass.”

[Don W]

Futurama had this YEARS ago!

Suicide Booth

[Robert DeLong]

How about your last date? 8>)

I mean I am so past my "first" date" I can't even remember who it was with. I do remember it was with a girl, at least she was at the time, I think. 8>)

[catnipman]

i can just see the ebay ad now:

“Suicide Machine ... excellent condition ... only used once ...”

[Rastus]

[thoughtomator]

For a nominal upgrade fee, it can turn your corpse into Soylent Green.

[Trillian]

Since 2008!

[Rebelbase]

If one is on a budget just add some extra hose connected to the car exhaust.