We're in Somalia to DO GOOD. People are starving. We have mission FOCUS.
We're in Somalia to DO GOOD. People are starving. We have mission FOCUS.
It was soooo great we bombed every Serb bridge over the Danube.
Plus, we picked up GREAT "Ethnic Albanian" allies, which a rich tradition of feuding and organized crime. It wasn't like the Serbs rescued our WW2 fliers, or anything. And then, WHO could ignore that we had so many critical material interests at stake there..?
Or that the decision to commit US troops to combat there had been made literally as Bill Clinton was being fellated under his oval office desk..?
We've gotten SO much valuable stuff from there since then.
And NOW..? They ALL love us, there..!
The topper:
US military people returned IMMEDIATELY and it was all super cheap.