Why doesn’t the President simply neuter Mule-ears by granting a Presidential Pardon to each and every time a staff member gets in Mule-ears’ persecutorial (sic) cross-hairs?
It seems that this approach is much less problematic than firing Mule-ears outright...Especially if he backs each pardon up with an address to the nation about his reasons for issuing said pardon.
I agree.
A game of Battleship is in order.