Some were wondering if he was back on the sauce....
this is the sort of conversation I imagine around the Assad headquarters ...
“I miss the constant roar of cruise missiles.”
“So do I.”
“What can we do?”
“I know, drive over to the chemical weapons lab and grab a few canisters. We’ll let them off just when the journalists arrive on their bus tour.”
“Excellent idea, we’ll have cruise missiles above us tonight, Sayed.”
“And we’ll get rid of that awful chemical weapons dump too, can’t stand the sight of that place, brings down my house resale value.”
“Tell me about it, my place is still listed for $500 and no offers.”
Could be. If anyone would make me drink more, it was Obama.