“As far as the Five goes, it should be called the Four-and-A-Quarter, and that’s giving the other 4 far too much credit.”
And when Juan's alter ego, Richard Fowler "sit's in," it goes down to a weak four. The only thing to recommend it on those days is to see if it's a "cleavage or a non-cleavage day" for Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Well you could go full race card and call it "The 4&3/5ths". That they could believe. 🙀