Haha! That’s a good one.
I remember some nasty MRE’s.
Somewhere around ‘92-’93 with the “smokey franks” and “tuna with noodles”... I’d just as soon starve or eat a French RCIR (MRE) than have either one of those.
Then there was the horrible vegetarian ones... Someone @ Natick Labs was sadistic.
Smokey franks and the so called hotdogs, we called them thr nasty exploding sausages.
The one had a warning with it to not eat it before boarding aircraft.
The vegetarian ones were awful.
The first run of “kosher” MRE’s weren’t too terrible, had peanuts, Good Earth black tea, and other goodies in them.
Then they changed those to something less good.
But my all time most hated was the tuna.
I ghink Drum still has a pile of them laying under the sand near the one latrine building off Alexandria Road.
Future archeologists will curse us when they stumble on those.