sn’t it the truth? You have to go to Walmart AFTER midnight in most parts of Houston to see the same freaks of Walmart you see here in the daylight.
A whole lot of people around here missed the part about house shoes and pajamas not being proper attire for going to town. Sunday best around here for Easter Dinner is a matched set of cammos and mossy oak cap.
Yeah, I know. Visiting an Oklahoma Walmart is a real experience. I once saw a guy change, (drain) his oil in the parking lot, (not kidding)...amazing.
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem..”git in here!”
I’d laugh if it was not so sad. They finally had to put a sign outside the auto parts stores here that says, “No repairs in parking lot.” I think some guy tried to overhaul his truck there.
I went to the counter at the auto service area at Walmart Saturday. The clerk was talking to some other employee who left when I walked up. The clerk just stood there until I asked him if he was working and could ring up my purchase. It took him more than an instant to wake up and say, “Oh, I forgot where I am.” He meant it that way.
Not as bad as Lagos though where I saw a bushman walking a Hyena on a big chain down the main drag. I expect it any day around here.